[Chat] Baltimore under attack? ;-)

[Emil Volcheck]

Oh, dear, it seems this terrorist attack has spread
to Baltimore!  ;-)

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We were warned. And late last night the axe finally 
fell. Dozens of autonomous, but centrally-directed, al Qaida operatives 
covered every inch of exposed surface area in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
with one to two feet of crystallized H2O, mixed with trace
amounts of industrial pollutants and toxic chemicals. As of 2 PM on 
Sunday, the attack continues.
The city is paralyzed. Why do they hate us?