[Chat] Some Cat Verse

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Mon, 14 Jul 2003 00:27:58 -0400


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that was good.
true  story.
female called police to report someone was after her and she was scared.
stated she bought some cocaine from a drug dealer and didn't pay him. now
she is afraid he is after her. she wanted the police to help her.

judy
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  From: william.schlegel@us.army.mil
  To: Chat@charlesvillage.info
  Sent: Sunday, July 13, 2003 11:38 PM
  Subject: [Chat] Some Cat Verse


  Five Feline Haiku

  1.
  You never feed me.
  Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
  That will sure show you.

  2.
  The rule for today
  Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
  New rule tomorrow.'

  3.
  In deep sleep, hear sound.
  Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
  Will find in morning.

  4.
  Small brave carnivores
  Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
  Fear vacuum cleaner

  5.
  You're always typing.
  Well, let's see you ignore my
  Sitting on your hands.

  Daily Thoughts

  "The trouble with a kitten is that / When it grows up, it's always a cat."
  Ogden Nash

  "A cat that catches mice does not meow." Chinese Proverb

  "When I play with my cat, who knows but that she regards me more as a
  plaything that I do her?" Michel de Montaigne

  Reader's Story

  Our neighbor's cat, Dos, loves to greet us when we get home. She comes
  running as soon as we are out of the car so she can get her pats and
  scritches.

  One day, my sister called me on my cell just as I was pulling up to the
  house. I didn't get out right away as I wanted to finish the conversation.
  Dos waited patiently in the grass next to the car.

  When I still didn't get out, she jumped on top of the car and over the
roof
  where she proceeded to paw at me through my front window, then tried
  bringing her arm around into my window to get my attention.

  Next she tried to get off the car by climbing back up the window but she
  couldn't find anything to latch onto, so she kept sliding down the window.
  She'd climb and slide, climb and slide.

  This went on for a minute or two until I got out, laughing heartily, and
  helped her down. She walked away rather haughtily that I had caught her
  embarassing maneuver.

  Now every time I take too long to get out of the car, she jumps on my hood
  and stares at me until I get out?but she won't climb up the window again.

  ~C.B.

  Last Laugh

  Randy went into a police station and put a dead cat on the counter.
  "Somebody threw this into my front yard," he complained.

  "Okay, sir," said the officer,"You come back in six months and if no one's
  claimed it, you get to keep it."






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  <BR>scritches.<BR><BR>One day, my sister called me on my cell just as =
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