[Chat] Fwd: HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE

[jberlin]

>> i got a laugh from this.     judy


>>  
>> HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
>>
>> Larry Farris of Universal City, Texas was going up to bed when his 
>> wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which 
>> she could see from the bedroom window.
>> Larry opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that 
>> there were people in the shed stealing things.
>> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he 
>> said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he 
>> should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when 
>> available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned 
>> the police again.
>> "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people 
>> stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about 
>> them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up. With in five 
>> minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance 
>> showed up at the Farris' residence and caught the burglars 
>> red-handed.
>> One of the Policemen said to Larry: "I thought you said that you'd 
>> shot them!" Larry said, "I thought you said there was nobody 
>> available!"
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