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<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=jberlin@bcpl.net
href="mailto:jberlin@bcpl.net">jberlin@bcpl.net</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Sunday, March 09, 2003 11:35 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Fwd: FW: older wom></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>Andy Rooney - On women over 40
<DIV></DIV>> > > Andy Rooney says,
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40
<DIV></DIV>> > > most of all. Here
<DIV></DIV>> > > are just a few reasons why:
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > An older woman will never wake you in the middle of
<DIV></DIV>> > > the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you
<DIV></DIV>> > > think.
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > If an older woman doesn't want to watch the game,
<DIV></DIV>> > > she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
something she
<DIV></DIV>> > > wants to do. And it's usually something more
interesting.
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > An older woman knows herself well enough to be
<DIV></DIV>> > > assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and
from whom.
<DIV></DIV>> > > Few
<DIV></DIV>>women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about
her or what
<DIV></DIV>>she's doing.
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > An older woman usually has had her fill of
<DIV></DIV>> > > "meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last
thing she
<DIV></DIV>> > > wants in
<DIV></DIV>>her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover.
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > Older women are dignified. They seldom have a
<DIV></DIV>> > > screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle
of an
<DIV></DIV>> > > expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it,
they won't
<DIV></DIV>> > > hesitate to shoot
<DIV></DIV>>you if
<DIV></DIV>> > > they think they can get away with it.
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > Older women are generous with praise, often
<DIV></DIV>> > > undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce
<DIV></DIV>> > > you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
will often
<DIV></DIV>> > > ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust
the guy with
<DIV></DIV>> > > other
<DIV></DIV>>women.
<DIV></DIV>> > > An older woman couldn't care less if you're attracted
to her friends
<DIV></DIV>>because she knows her friends won't betray her.
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
<DIV></DIV>> > > confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > An older woman looks good wearing bright red
<DIV></DIV>> > > lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag
queens.
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman
<DIV></DIV>> > > is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her
libido's stronger,
<DIV></DIV>> > > her fear of pregnancy gone. Her experience of
lovemaking is honed
<DIV></DIV>> > > and
<DIV></DIV>>reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how to please a
man in ways
<DIV></DIV>>her younger cousin could never dream of.
<DIV></DIV>> > > Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
<DIV></DIV>> > > you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like
one. You don't
<DIV></DIV>> > > ever
<DIV></DIV>>have
<DIV></DIV>> > > to wonder where you stand with her.
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of
<DIV></DIV>> > > reasons.
<DIV></DIV>> > > Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
<DIV></DIV>> > > stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there
is a bald,
<DIV></DIV>> > > paunchy
<DIV></DIV>>relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some
22-year-old
<DIV></DIV>>waitress.
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > Ladies, I apologize."
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > > ANDY ROONEY
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> > >
<DIV></DIV>> >
<DIV></DIV>> >
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