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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4>that was good.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4>true story.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4>female called police to report
someone was after her and she was scared. stated she bought some cocaine
from a drug dealer and didn't pay him. now she is afraid he is after her. she
wanted the police to help her.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4>judy</FONT></DIV>
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<A title=william.schlegel@us.army.mil
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=Chat@charlesvillage.info
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Sunday, July 13, 2003 11:38
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Chat] Some Cat Verse</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>Five Feline Haiku<BR><BR>1.<BR>You never feed me.<BR>Perhaps
I'll sleep on your face.<BR>That will sure show you.<BR><BR>2.<BR>The rule for
today<BR>Touch my tail, I shred your hand.<BR>New rule
tomorrow.'<BR><BR>3.<BR>In deep sleep, hear sound.<BR>Cat vomit hairball
somewhere.<BR>Will find in morning.<BR><BR>4.<BR>Small brave
carnivores<BR>Kill pine cones and mosquitoes<BR>Fear vacuum
cleaner<BR><BR>5.<BR>You're always typing.<BR>Well, let's see you ignore
my<BR>Sitting on your hands.<BR><BR>Daily Thoughts<BR><BR>"The trouble with a
kitten is that / When it grows up, it's always a cat." <BR>Ogden
Nash<BR><BR>"A cat that catches mice does not meow." Chinese
Proverb<BR><BR>"When I play with my cat, who knows but that she regards me
more as a <BR>plaything that I do her?" Michel de Montaigne<BR><BR>Reader's
Story<BR><BR>Our neighbor's cat, Dos, loves to greet us when we get home. She
comes <BR>running as soon as we are out of the car so she can get her pats and
<BR>scritches.<BR><BR>One day, my sister called me on my cell just as I was
pulling up to the <BR>house. I didn't get out right away as I wanted to finish
the conversation. <BR>Dos waited patiently in the grass next to the
car.<BR><BR>When I still didn't get out, she jumped on top of the car and over
the roof <BR>where she proceeded to paw at me through my front window, then
tried <BR>bringing her arm around into my window to get my
attention.<BR><BR>Next she tried to get off the car by climbing back up the
window but she <BR>couldn't find anything to latch onto, so she kept sliding
down the window. <BR>She'd climb and slide, climb and slide.<BR><BR>This went
on for a minute or two until I got out, laughing heartily, and <BR>helped her
down. She walked away rather haughtily that I had caught her <BR>embarassing
maneuver.<BR><BR>Now every time I take too long to get out of the car, she
jumps on my hood <BR>and stares at me until I get out?but she won't climb up
the window again.<BR><BR>~C.B.<BR><BR>Last Laugh<BR><BR>Randy went into a
police station and put a dead cat on the counter. <BR>"Somebody threw this
into my front yard," he complained.<BR><BR>"Okay, sir," said the officer,"You
come back in six months and if no one's <BR>claimed it, you get to keep
it."<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>_______________________________________________<BR>Chat
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