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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message -----
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Monday, January 05, 2004 7:31 AM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Fw: Interesting Signs</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Interesting Signs</DIV></DIV>
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style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"
TYPE="CITE"><B><U>On a Septic Tank Truck sign:<FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008080 size=2 PTSIZE="10"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2 PTSIZE="10"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"We're #1 in the #2
business."</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#0000ff size=2 PTSIZE="10" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=4 PTSIZE="14"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>Sign over a Gynecologist's
Office:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#000080 size=4 PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"Dr.
Jones, at your cervix."</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
face=Arial color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=4 PTSIZE="14"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>At a Proctologist's
door</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#ff0000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#800000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"To
expedite your visit please back in."</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#800080 size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>On a Plumber's
truck:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#800080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#ff0000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"We
repair what your husband fixed."</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#800080 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#800080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008000 size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>On a Plumber's
truck:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#008000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#808000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008000 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#808000 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008000 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>Pizza Shop
Slogan:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#ff0000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"7
days without pizza makes one weak."</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#808000 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#800080 size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>At a Tire Shop in
Milwaukee:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#800080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"Invite us to your next blowout."</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#800080 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#800080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>On a Plastic Surgeon's
Office door:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>At a Towing
company:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#008080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"We
don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>On an Electrician's
truck</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> :
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#ff0000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"Let
us remove your shorts."</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><B><U>**************************</B></U>
<BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#000080 size=4 PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>In a
Nonsmoking Area:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
face=Arial color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008080 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"If we see smoke, we will assume you
are on fire and take appropriate action."</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>On a Maternity Room
door:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#ff0000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"Push. Push. Push."</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>At an Optometrist's
Office</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#008000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"If
you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place."</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#008000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#800000 size=4 PTSIZE="14"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>On a Taxidermist's window:</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#800000 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008080 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"We really know our
stuff."</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#800000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#008000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#800000 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=4 PTSIZE="14"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>In a Podiatrist's office:</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"Time wounds all heels."</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008000 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>On a Fence:</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#800080 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is
expensive."</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#800080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008080 size=4 PTSIZE="14"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>At a Car Dealership:</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#800080 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"The best way to get back on your feet
- miss a car payment."</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
face=Arial color=#008080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>Outside a Muffler
Shop:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#008080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"No
appointment necessary. We hear you coming."</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>In a Veterinarian's
waiting room:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#ff0000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#800080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"Be
back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008000 size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>At the Electric
Company:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#008000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"We
would be delighted if you send in your payment.</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008000 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>However, if you don't, you will
be."</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#008000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR><B><U>**************************</B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008000 size=4 PTSIZE="14"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>In a Restaurant window:</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008000 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><B><U>"Don't stand
there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."</B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#008000 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=4 PTSIZE="14"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>In the front yard of a Funeral
Home:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#000080 size=4 PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"Drive carefully. We'll wait."</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>**************************</FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#000080 size=3
PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U> <BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=4 PTSIZE="14"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>At a Propane Filling
Station,</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#ff0000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"Tank
heaven for little grills."</FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR><B><U>**************************</B></U> <BR><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=4 PTSIZE="14"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>And don't forget the sign at a Chicago
Radiator Shop:</FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B></U>
<BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial
color=#ff0000 size=3 PTSIZE="12" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><U>"Best
place in town to take a leak." </FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial color=#0000ff size=3 PTSIZE="12"
FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"></B></U><BR></BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></DIV></DIV></DIV></BODY></HTML>