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<DIV><B>Subject:</B> FW: [Fwd: FW: TWO NUNS]</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><B>Subject:</B> FW: [Fwd: FW: TWO
NUNS]<BR></FONT><B>Subject:</B> FW: [Fwd: FW: TWO NUNS]</DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><STRONG><B><FONT face=Verdana size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">TWO
NUNS</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><STRONG><B><FONT face=Arial color=navy
size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana
size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Arial
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style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">There were two nuns...
<BR><BR>One of them was known as Sister Mathematical <FONT color=blue><SPAN
style="COLOR: blue">(SM)</SPAN></FONT>, <BR><BR>and the other one was known as
Sister Logical <FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red">(SL)</SPAN></FONT>.
<BR><BR>It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=blue size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=blue size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">SM:</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Have you noticed that a
man has been following us for <BR>the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I
wonder what he wants. </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=red
size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">SL:</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> It's logical. He wants
to rape us. </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=blue size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=blue size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">SM:
</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Oh, no! At this rate he
will reach us in 15 minutes <BR>at the most! What can we do? </SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">SL:</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> The only logical thing
to do of course is to walk faster. </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"
color=blue size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=blue size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">SM:</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> It's not working.
</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">SL:</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Of course it's not
working. The man did the only <BR>logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=blue size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=blue size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">SM</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">: So, what shall we do?
At this rate he will reach us in one minute. </SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">SL:</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> The only logical thing
we can do is split. You go that way and <BR>I'll go this way. He cannot follow
us both. <BR><BR>So the man decided to follow <FONT color=red><SPAN
style="COLOR: red">Sister Logical.</SPAN></FONT> </SPAN></FONT><FONT
face=Verdana color=#0000a0 size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #0000a0; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR></SPAN></FONT><BR><FONT
face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><IMG
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size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR>Sister
Mathematical </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">arrives at the convent
and is <BR>worried about what has happened to <FONT color=red><SPAN
style="COLOR: red">Sister Logical</SPAN></FONT>. <BR><BR>Then <FONT
color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red">Sister Logical</SPAN></FONT> arrives. <FONT
color=blue><SPAN style="COLOR: blue"><BR><BR>SM:</SPAN></FONT> <FONT
color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red">Sister Logical</SPAN></FONT>! Thank God you
are here! <BR>Tell me what happened! <FONT color=red><SPAN
style="COLOR: red"><BR><BR>SL</SPAN></FONT>: The only logical thing happened.
<BR>The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me <FONT color=blue><SPAN
style="COLOR: blue"><BR><BR>SM</SPAN></FONT>: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
<FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red"><BR><BR>SL</SPAN></FONT>: The only
logical thing happened. I started to run <BR>as fast as I could and he started
to run as fast as he could. <FONT color=blue><SPAN
style="COLOR: blue"><BR><BR>SM</SPAN></FONT>: And? <FONT color=red><SPAN
style="COLOR: red"><BR><BR>SL</SPAN></FONT>: The only logical thing happened. He
reached me <FONT color=blue><SPAN style="COLOR: blue"><BR><BR>SM</SPAN></FONT>:
Oh, dear! What did you do? <FONT color=red><SPAN
style="COLOR: red"><BR></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">SL</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">: The only logical thing
to do. I lifted my dress up. <FONT color=blue><SPAN
style="COLOR: blue"><BR><BR>SM</SPAN></FONT>: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
<FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red"><BR><BR>SL</SPAN></FONT>: The only
logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Verdana
color=#0000a0 size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #0000a0; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR></SPAN></FONT><BR><FONT
face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><IMG
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size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><BR><BR>SM:</SPAN></FONT><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Oh, no! What happened
then? <FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red"><BR><BR>SL</SPAN></FONT>: Isn't
it logical, Sister? <BR>A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his
pants down. <BR><BR>And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
<BR><BR>I'll pray for you! </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN
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