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<DIV><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Lucida Sans" color=#000080 size=3>no need to open
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<DIV><STRONG><EM><FONT face="Lucida Sans" color=#000080
size=3>judy</FONT></EM></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message -----
<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A
title=Carmaho6906@aol.com
href="mailto:Carmaho6906@aol.com">Carmaho6906@aol.com</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=jberlin@bcpl.net
href="mailto:jberlin@bcpl.net">jberlin@bcpl.net</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, August 17, 2005 6:00 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Fwd: Fw: good one</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV>In a message dated 8/17/05 12:43:07 PM Eastern Daylight Time, <A
href="mailto:rahalada@bcpl.net">rahalada@bcpl.net</A> writes:</DIV>
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face="Comic Sans MS" color=#bf00bf size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #bf00bf; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">This
is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to
it...</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Verdana color=maroon size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR><BR>1975:
Long hair<BR><BR>2005: Longing for hair<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975:
KEG<BR><BR>2005: EKG<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975: Acid rock<BR><BR>2005: Acid
reflux<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975: Moving to <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">California</st1:place></st1:State> because it's cool<BR><BR>2005:
Moving to <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Arizona</st1:place></st1:State> because it's
warm<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz
Taylor<BR><BR>2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT
face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Verdana color=maroon size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Brando
or Liz Taylor<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975: Seeds and stems<BR><BR>2005:
Roughage<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975: Hoping for a BMW<BR><BR>2005: Hoping for a
BM<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975: Going to a new, hip joint<BR><BR>2005: Receiving a
new hip joint<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975: Rolling Stones<BR><BR>2005: Kidney
Stones<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975: Being called into the principal's
office<BR><BR>2005: Calling the principal's office<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975:
Screw the system<BR><BR>2005: Upgrade the system<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975:
Disco<BR><BR>2005: Costco<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975: Parents begging you to get
your hair cut<BR><BR><BR>2005: Children begging you to get their heads
shaved<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975: Passing the drivers' test</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
face=Verdana color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
</SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face=Verdana color=maroon size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR>2005:
Passing the vision test<BR><BR><BR><BR>1975: Whatever<BR><BR>2005:
Depends<BR><BR><BR>Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will
certainly change things.. Each year the staff at <st1:PlaceName
w:st="on">Beloit</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType
w:st="on">College</st1:PlaceType> in <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Wisconsin</st1:place></st1:State> puts together a list to try to
give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen.
Here's this year's list:<BR><BR><BR>The people who are starting college this
fall across the nation were born in 1987.<BR><BR>They are too young to
remember the space shuttle blowing up.<BR><BR><BR>Their lifetime has always
included AIDS.<BR><BR><BR>Bottle caps have always been screw off and
plastic.<BR><BR><BR>The CD was introduced the year they were
born.<BR><BR><BR>They have always had an answering machine.<BR><BR><BR>They
have always had cable.<BR><BR><BR>They cannot fathom not having a remote
control.<BR><BR><BR>Jay Leno has always been on the
Tonight</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Verdana color=maroon size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Show.<BR><BR><BR>Popcorn
has always been cooked in the</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial
color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Verdana color=maroon size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">microwave.<BR><BR><BR>They
never took a swim and thought about Jaws.<BR><BR><BR>They can't imagine what
hard contact lenses are.<BR><BR><BR>They don't know who Mork was or where he
was from.<BR><BR><BR>They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile
for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".<BR><BR><BR>They do not care who
shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.<BR><BR><BR>McDonald's never
came in Styrofoam</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=black
size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Verdana color=maroon size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">containers.<BR><BR><BR>They
don't have a clue how to use a</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial
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style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Verdana color=maroon size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">typewriter.<BR><BR><BR>Do
you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.
Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble
reading...</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2><SPAN
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