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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message -----
<DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A
title=Marshasvintage@aol.com
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<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=Scruffyboo@aol.com
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<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Friday, April 14, 2006 7:51 AM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> great one</DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#0000ff size=4>Medical Meeting
-</FONT></STRONG><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" PTSIZE="12"
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style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" color=#0000ff size=4
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><STRONG>Five Surgeons are discussing
who makes the best patients to operate on.</STRONG></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
face="Times New Roman" PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><SPAN
class=752121116-11042006><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><FONT color=#0000ff
size=4> </FONT><STRONG><FONT
face="Times New Roman"><BR></FONT></STRONG></FONT></SPAN><STRONG><FONT
color=#0000ff size=4>The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."</FONT></STRONG></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
face=Arial PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
face="Times New Roman" PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><FONT
color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><STRONG>The second responds, "Yeah, but you should
try electricians! </STRONG><SPAN class=752121116-11042006><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS"> </FONT></SPAN><STRONG>Everything inside them is
color coded."</STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff" ce="Arial" fa!><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" PTSIZE="14"
FAMILY="SERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><FONT color=#0000ff size=4>The third surgeon
says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."</FONT></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
face="Times New Roman" color=#0000ff size=4 PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"> </FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
face=Arial PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF" BACK="#ffffff"></B><BR></FONT><FONT
lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Times New Roman" PTSIZE="14"
FAMILY="SERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><STRONG>The
fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I
like construction workers</STRONG><SPAN class=752121116-11042006><FONT
face="Comic Sans MS"> <STRONG><FONT face="Times New Roman">
</FONT></STRONG></FONT></SPAN><STRONG>...</STRONG><SPAN
class=752121116-11042006><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"> <STRONG><FONT
face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></STRONG></FONT></SPAN><STRONG>those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left
over.</STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
face="Times New Roman" PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><B><FONT
color=#0000ff size=4> </FONT></FONT><FONT lang=0
style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face=Arial PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SANSSERIF"
BACK="#ffffff"></B><BR></FONT><FONT lang=0 style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"
face="Times New Roman" PTSIZE="14" FAMILY="SERIF" BACK="#ffffff"><FONT
color=#0000ff><STRONG><FONT size=4>But the fifth surgeon (from Ottawa) shut them
all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. </FONT></STRONG><SPAN
class=752121116-11042006><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><FONT
size=4> </FONT><STRONG><FONT
face="Times New Roman"><BR></FONT></STRONG></FONT></SPAN><STRONG><FONT
size=4>Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are
interchangeable.</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT><FONT lang=0
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