[Chat] Fw: FW: older women
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>Andy Rooney - On women over 40
> > > Andy Rooney says,
> > >
> > > "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40
> > > most of all. Here
> > > are just a few reasons why:
> > >
> > > An older woman will never wake you in the middle of
> > > the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you
> > > think.
> > >
> > > If an older woman doesn't want to watch the game,
> > > she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she
> > > wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.
> > >
> > > An older woman knows herself well enough to be
> > > assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
> > > Few
>women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what
>she's doing.
> > >
> > > An older woman usually has had her fill of
> > > "meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last thing she
> > > wants in
>her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover.
> > >
> > > Older women are dignified. They seldom have a
> > > screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an
> > > expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't
> > > hesitate to shoot
>you if
> > > they think they can get away with it.
> > >
> > > Older women are generous with praise, often
> > > undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
> > >
> > > An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce
> > > you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often
> > > ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with
> > > other
>women.
> > > An older woman couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
>because she knows her friends won't betray her.
> > >
> > > Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
> > > confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.
> > >
> > > An older woman looks good wearing bright red
> > > lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
> > >
> > > Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman
> > > is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido's stronger,
> > > her fear of pregnancy gone. Her experience of lovemaking is honed
> > > and
>reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways
>her younger cousin could never dream of.
> > > Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
> > > you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't
> > > ever
>have
> > > to wonder where you stand with her.
> > >
> > > Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of
> > > reasons.
> > > Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
> > > stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald,
> > > paunchy
>relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
>waitress.
> > >
> > > Ladies, I apologize."
> > >
> > > ANDY ROONEY
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > __________________________________________________
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<DIV></DIV>>=20
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<DIV></DIV>>Andy Rooney - On women over 40=20
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<DIV></DIV>> > > "As I grow in age, I value women who are over =
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<DIV></DIV>> > > most of all. Here=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > are just a few reasons why:=20
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<DIV></DIV>> > > An older woman will never wake you in the =
middle of=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She =
doesn't=20
care what you=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > think.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > If an older woman doesn't want to watch the =
game,=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > she doesn't sit around whining about it. She =
does=20
something she=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > wants to do. And it's usually something more=20
interesting.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > An older woman knows herself well enough to be =
<DIV></DIV>> > > assured in who she is, what she is, what she =
wants and=20
from whom.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > Few=20
<DIV></DIV>>women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think =
about=20
her or what=20
<DIV></DIV>>she's doing.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > An older woman usually has had her fill of=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > "meaningful relationships" and "commitment." =
The last=20
thing she=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > wants in=20
<DIV></DIV>>her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent =
lover.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > Older women are dignified. They seldom have a=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > screaming match with you at the opera or in =
the middle=20
of an=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > expensive restaurant. Of course, if you =
deserve it,=20
they won't=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > hesitate to shoot=20
<DIV></DIV>>you if=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > they think they can get away with it.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > Older women are generous with praise, often=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > undeserved. They know what it's like to be=20
unappreciated.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > An older woman has the self-assurance to =
introduce=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > you to her women friends. A younger woman with =
a man=20
will often=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > ignore even her best friend because she =
doesn't trust=20
the guy with=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > other=20
<DIV></DIV>>women.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > An older woman couldn't care less if you're =
attracted=20
to her friends=20
<DIV></DIV>>because she knows her friends won't betray her.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > Women get psychic as they age. You never have =
to=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > confess your sins to an older woman. They =
always know.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > An older woman looks good wearing bright red=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > lipstick. This is not true of younger women or =
drag=20
queens.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older =
woman=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > is far sexier than her younger counterpart. =
Her=20
libido's stronger,=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > her fear of pregnancy gone. Her experience of=20
lovemaking is honed=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > and=20
<DIV></DIV>>reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how to =
please a=20
man in ways=20
<DIV></DIV>>her younger cousin could never dream of.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > Older women are forthright and honest. They'll =
tell=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > you right off you are a jerk if you are acting =
like=20
one. You don't=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > ever=20
<DIV></DIV>>have=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > to wonder where you stand with her.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > reasons.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of =
40+, there=20
is a bald,=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > paunchy=20
<DIV></DIV>>relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some=20
22-year-old=20
<DIV></DIV>>waitress.=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > Ladies, I apologize."=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > > ANDY ROONEY=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > >=20
<DIV></DIV>> >=20
<DIV></DIV>> >=20
<DIV></DIV>> > __________________________________________________=20
<DIV></DIV>> > Do you Yahoo!?=20
<DIV></DIV>> > Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, more=20
<DIV></DIV>> > http://taxes.yahoo.com/=20
<DIV></DIV>> >=20
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