[Chat] Fw: FW: older women

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To: jberlin at bcpl.net
Sent: Sunday, March 09, 2003 11:35 PM
Subject: Fwd: FW: older wom>
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>Andy Rooney - On women over 40
> > > Andy Rooney says,
> > >
> > > "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40
> > > most of all. Here
> > > are just a few reasons why:
> > >
> > > An older woman will never wake you in the middle of
> > > the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you
> > > think.
> > >
> > > If an older woman doesn't want to watch the game,
> > > she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she
> > > wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.
> > >
> > > An older woman knows herself well enough to be
> > > assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.
> > > Few
>women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what
>she's doing.
> > >
> > > An older woman usually has had her fill of
> > > "meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last thing she
> > > wants in
>her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover.
> > >
> > > Older women are dignified. They seldom have a
> > > screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an
> > > expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't
> > > hesitate to shoot
>you if
> > > they think they can get away with it.
> > >
> > > Older women are generous with praise, often
> > > undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
> > >
> > > An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce
> > > you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often
> > > ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with
> > > other
>women.
> > > An older woman couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
>because she knows her friends won't betray her.
> > >
> > > Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
> > > confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.
> > >
> > > An older woman looks good wearing bright red
> > > lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
> > >
> > > Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman
> > > is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido's stronger,
> > > her fear of pregnancy gone. Her experience of lovemaking is honed
> > > and
>reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways
>her younger cousin could never dream of.
> > > Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
> > > you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't
> > > ever
>have
> > > to wonder where you stand with her.
> > >
> > > Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of
> > > reasons.
> > > Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every
> > > stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald,
> > > paunchy
>relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
>waitress.
> > >
> > > Ladies, I apologize."
> > >
> > > ANDY ROONEY
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
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