[Chat] Fw: Interesting Signs

[jdy]

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Sent: Monday, January 05, 2004 7:31 AM
Subject: Fw: Interesting Signs


Subject: Interesting Signs


  On a Septic Tank Truck sign: 
  "We're #1 in the #2 business." 
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  Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 
  "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." 
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  At a Proctologist's door 
  "To expedite your visit please back in." 
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  On a Plumber's truck: 
  "We repair what your husband fixed." 
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  On a Plumber's truck: 
  "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." 
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  Pizza Shop Slogan: 
  "7 days without pizza makes one weak." 
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  At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: 
  "Invite us to your next blowout." 
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  On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: 
  "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" 
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  At a Towing company: 
  "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." 
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  On an Electrician's truck : 
  "Let us remove your shorts." 
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  In a Nonsmoking Area: 
  "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." 
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  On a Maternity Room door: 
  "Push. Push. Push." 
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  At an Optometrist's Office 
  "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." 
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  On a Taxidermist's window: 
  "We really know our stuff." 
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  In a Podiatrist's office: 
  "Time wounds all heels." 
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  On a Fence: 
  "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." 
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  At a Car Dealership: 
  "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." 
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  Outside a Muffler Shop: 
  "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." 
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  In a Veterinarian's waiting room: 
  "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" 
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  At the Electric Company: 
  "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. 
  However, if you don't, you will be." 
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  In a Restaurant window: 
  "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." 
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  In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 
  "Drive carefully. We'll wait." 

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  At a Propane Filling Station, 
  "Tank heaven for little grills." 
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  And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: 
  "Best place in town to take a leak." 
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