[Chat] Fw: Fw: good one

jdy jberlin at bcpl.net
Mon Aug 29 17:02:31 EDT 2005


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judy
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From: Carmaho6906 at aol.com 
To: jberlin at bcpl.net 
Sent: Wednesday, August 17, 2005 6:00 PM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: good one


In a message dated 8/17/05 12:43:07 PM Eastern Daylight Time, rahalada at bcpl.net writes:
     

    This is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...


    1975: Long hair

    2005: Longing for hair



    1975: KEG

    2005: EKG



    1975: Acid rock

    2005: Acid reflux



    1975: Moving to California because it's cool

    2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm



    1975: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

    2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor



    1975: Seeds and stems

    2005: Roughage



    1975: Hoping for a BMW

    2005: Hoping for a BM



    1975: Going to a new, hip joint

    2005: Receiving a new hip joint



    1975: Rolling Stones

    2005: Kidney Stones



    1975: Being called into the principal's office

    2005: Calling the principal's office



    1975: Screw the system

    2005: Upgrade the system



    1975: Disco

    2005: Costco



    1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut


    2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved



    1975: Passing the drivers' test 

    2005: Passing the vision test



    1975: Whatever

    2005: Depends


    Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:


    The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987.

    They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.


    Their lifetime has always included AIDS.


    Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.


    The CD was introduced the year they were born.


    They have always had an answering machine.


    They have always had cable.


    They cannot fathom not having a remote control.


    Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.


    Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.


    They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.


    They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.


    They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.


    They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".


    They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.


    McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.


    They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.


    Do you feel old yet? Pass  this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading... 

     

    MK
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