[Chat] Fw: great one

jdy jberlin at bcpl.net
Sun Apr 23 13:25:05 EDT 2006


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From: Marshasvintage at aol.com 
To: Scruffyboo at aol.com 
Sent: Friday, April 14, 2006 7:51 AM
Subject: great one


Medical Meeting -

Five Surgeons are discussing who makes the  best patients to operate on.
 
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up,  everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!   Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think  librarians are the best; everything inside them is in  alphabetical order."
 
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers  ...  those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
 
But the fifth surgeon (from Ottawa) shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.  
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,  no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
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