[Chat] This funny thing was just forwarded to me.

[Stephen J Gewirtz]

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> *A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She 
> presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known 
> proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  
> **It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. 
>  Their insight may surprise you.  While reading, keep in mind that 
> these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! *
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>     *1.*
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>     Don't change horses
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>     until they stop running.
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>     *2.*
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>     Strike while the
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>     bug is close.
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>     *3.*
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>     It's always darkest before
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>     Daylight Saving Time.
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>     *4.*
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>     Never underestimate the power of
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>     termites.
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>     *5.*
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>     You can lead a horse to water but
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>     How?
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>     *6.*
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>     Don't bite the hand that
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>     looks dirty.
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>     *7.*
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>     No news is
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>     impossible
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>     *8.*
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>     A miss is as good as a
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>     Mr.
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>     *9.*
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>     You can't teach an old dog new
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>     Math
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>     *10.*
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>     If you lie down with dogs, you'll
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>     stink in the morning.
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>     *11.*
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>     Love all, trust
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>     Me.
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>     *12.*
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>     The pen is mightier than the
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>     pigs.
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>     *13.*
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>     An idle mind is
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>     the best way to relax.
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>     *14.*
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>     Where there's smoke there's
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>     pollution.
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>     *15.*
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>     Happy the bride who
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>     gets all the presents.
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>     *16.*
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>     A penny saved is
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>     not much.
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>     *17.*
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>     Two's company, three's
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>     the Musketeers.
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>     *18.*
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>     Don't put off till tomorrow what
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>     you put on to go to bed.
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>     *19.*
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>     Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
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>     You have to blow your nose.
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>     *20.*
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>     There are none so blind as
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>     Stevie Wonder.
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>     *21.** *
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>     Children should be seen and not
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>     spanked or grounded.
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>     *22.*
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>     If at first you don't succeed
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>     get new batteries.
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>     *23.*
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>     You get out of something only what you
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>     See in the picture on the box
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>     *24.*
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>     When the blind lead the blind  
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>     get out of the way.
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>     *25.*
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>     A bird in the hand
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>     is going to poop on you. 
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>     *                      And the WINNER and last one!*   
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>     *26.*
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>     Better late than
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>     Pregnant
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>  

Steve.
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