[Chat] This funny thing was just forwarded to me.

[jberlin]

thank you Steve.   Judy


On Jan 3, 2008, at 1:03 PM, Stephen J Gewirtz wrote:

>> A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She 
>> presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known 
>> proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  
>> It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. 
>>  Their insight may surprise you.  While reading, keep in mind that 
>> these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a 
>> classic!
>>> 1.
>>>
>>> Don't change horses
>>>
>>> until they stop running.
>>>
>>> 2.
>>>
>>> Strike while the
>>>
>>> bug is close.
>>>
>>> 3.
>>>
>>> It's always darkest before
>>>
>>> Daylight Saving Time.
>>>
>>> 4.
>>>
>>> Never underestimate the power of
>>>
>>> termites.
>>>
>>> 5.
>>>
>>> You can lead a horse to water but
>>>
>>> How?
>>>
>>> 6.
>>>
>>> Don't bite the hand that
>>>
>>> looks dirty.
>>>
>>> 7.
>>>
>>> No news is
>>>
>>> impossible
>>>
>>> 8.
>>>
>>> A miss is as good as a
>>>
>>> Mr.
>>>
>>> 9.
>>>
>>> You can't teach an old dog new
>>>
>>> Math
>>>
>>> 10.
>>>
>>> If you lie down with dogs, you'll
>>>
>>> stink in the morning.
>>>
>>> 11.
>>>
>>> Love all, trust
>>>
>>> Me.
>>>
>>> 12.
>>>
>>> The pen is mightier than the
>>>
>>> pigs.
>>>
>>> 13.
>>>
>>> An idle mind is
>>>
>>> the best way to relax.
>>>
>>> 14.
>>>
>>> Where there's smoke there's
>>>
>>> pollution.
>>>
>>> 15.
>>>
>>> Happy the bride who
>>>
>>> gets all the presents.
>>>
>>> 16.
>>>
>>> A penny saved is
>>>
>>> not much.
>>>
>>> 17.
>>>
>>> Two's company, three's
>>>
>>> the Musketeers.
>>>
>>> 18.
>>>
>>> Don't put off till tomorrow what
>>>
>>> you put on to go to bed.
>>>
>>> 19.
>>>
>>> Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
>>>
>>> You have to blow your nose.
>>>
>>> 20.
>>>
>>> There are none so blind as
>>>
>>> Stevie Wonder.
>>>
>>> 21.
>>>
>>> Children should be seen and not
>>>
>>> spanked or grounded.
>>>
>>> 22.
>>>
>>> If at first you don't succeed
>>>
>>> get new batteries.
>>>
>>> 23.
>>>
>>> You get out of something only what you
>>>
>>>
>>>  See in the picture on the box
>>>
>>> 24.
>>>
>>> When the blind lead the blind  
>>>
>>> get out of the way.
>>>
>>> 25.
>>>
>>> A bird in the hand
>>>
>>> is going to poop on you. 
>>>
>>>                       And the WINNER and last one!   
>>>
>>> 26.
>>>
>>> Better late than
>>>
>>> Pregnant
>>   
>
>  Steve.
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